jueves, 3 de septiembre de 2009

Yankees are no morons anymore

We´re all living in Afrika
Afrika ist wunderbar
We´re all living in Afrika

We, spaniards, were thinking over the last decades that USA people were morons because they were not able to put Spain in Europe.

Today, we have discovered they were right: Descubren herramientas en España 400.000 años más antiguas que las europeas. This means, more or less, someone have discovered in Spain pre-historical tools older than the european ones, what means, obviously, Spain is not in Europe.

We want to congratulate the scientist who made that astonishing and revolutionary discovery that will pull all the sciences to a new level.

I was driving home early sunday morning through bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, you know Spain's no more in Europe

And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you jesus, thank you lord

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